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    From Publishers Weekly

    YIDDISH WITH DICK AND JANE: The New Basic Parody
    Ellis Weiner and Barbara Davilman, illus. by Gabi Payn. Little, Brown, $14.95 (112p) ISBN 0316159727

    Dick and Jane are all grown up, and they’re living in the real world--and it’s full of tsuris (troubles). That’s the premise of this hilarious little book, which functions both as a humorous tale and a genuine guide to a language with a sentiment and world view all its own. Jane is married to Bob and has two perfect children. Dick schmoozes with business people over golf: "Schmooze, Dick. Schmooze...." Their sister, Sally, who teaches a course in "Transgressive Feminist Ceramics," can see that life is not perfect, even though dear Dick and Jane cannot. Their mother has a stroke ("Oy vey, Jane," says Dick when he learns the news). Bob’s best friend’s wife is having an affair because the best friend himself is gay ("‘Tom is more than gay, Sally,’ says Dick. ‘He is overjoyed.’... ‘Oy Gotenyu [oh, God help us],’ sighs Sally.") And purse dealers take advantage of the gullible. The brief story is priceless, but the equally funny glossary is a great reference to which readers can return any time they need the right Yiddish word--or whenever they need to determine whether the jerk they just saw is a putz, a schmo or a schmuck. (Sept.)



    (NB: Sheer folly.  One knows nothing of Ms. Davilman, but it defies explanation how Ellis Weiner can believe that first- and second-graders, who after all are the principle readers of primers such as this, can possibly comprehend the ironies and intricacies of Yiddish.  Thus do we encounter more proof, as if any were needed, of the extent to which the words “learn” and “reading” have been fatally corrupted by a society more interested in entertainment and “fun” than in actual education and erudition.  R.W.)