The funniest book ever written. Okay, the funniest dog
book ever written. Okay, the funniest dog book published
in 2007 ever written.
The result of years of theory and practice as developed by
the Rabbis of the Boca Raton Theological Seminary (floors
21 and 22 of Ocean Vista Condos), this is the intelligent,
enlightened, and very nice alternative to the bullying and
scary technique of people like Cesar Milan, that hoodlum.
The Rabbis, working in the religious-people-training-
dogs tradition of the Monks of New Skete (http://
www.newskete.com/), hew closely to one central dog-training
principal: to raise dogs the way they were raised, as
Jewish children, in the 1950s and 1960s.
Thus, we have a chapter on “The Relationship Between
You and Your Dog,” which emphasizes the importance of
developing a neurotic co-dependent bond with the animal.
And we have a chapter on “The Jewish Dog’s Physical,
Psychological, Mental, and Emotional Health,” because
truly, as long as you (or your dog) have your physical,
psychological, mental, and emotional health, you (and your
dog) have everything.
With many photographs of pre-Jewish and Jewish dogs,
pictures of the Rabbis themselves, and a great chart of New
Crossbreeds Created Specifically to Be Raised Jewish (e.g.,
Saint Bernard + Alaskan Malamute = Bernard Malamute). 
